{"product_id":"astronomer-shirt-dew-watch-technician","title":"Funny Astronomer Shirt – Dew Watch Technician Men's Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe sky is clear, Jupiter is up, the seeing is steady, and then the air cools and a fine mist creeps across the lens. Every planetary observer has worked an unplanned shift as the dew watch technician.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe design: a tube, a tag and one drop\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetween DEW WATCH and TECHNICIAN, set in pale icy capitals, a small telescope tube carries a hanging tag stamped with a ringed planet. From the bottom of the tag hangs one oversized water drop, like an alarm bell waiting to ring. The planet on the tag stays dry; the drop is the problem everyone is watching for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFor the humid nights and the people who stay up anyway\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on a planet night in the backyard, at a star party where everyone is passing round the hair dryer, or just to the coffee shop the morning after. It is a gift with a knowing grin for the observer who owns more dew straps than socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe tee: why it costs more\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a heavier, roomier shirt than an everyday tee. The thick cotton has real weight and drape, and it is dyed and washed after it is sewn, so the color looks gently faded from the first day. The boxy cut with dropped shoulders gives an easy oversized look that layers well over a thermal on cold nights. It is built for years of wear, which is why it is priced above a basic tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, thick and substantial with a relaxed drape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDyed after sewing for a lived-in, faded color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoxy oversized cut with dropped shoulders.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWide ribbed neck that keeps its shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, so the fit stays put after washing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe full design is printed on the front; the back is plain.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy does dew form on a telescope?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn clear nights the telescope cools by radiating heat to the sky. When the glass gets colder than the dew point, moisture from the air settles on it, just like on a car windshield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is hanging from the tag?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne big water drop, drawn like an alert bell. The tag carries a little ringed planet, the target you are trying to protect while you keep watch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do observers stop dew without a heater?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dew shield, a simple tube that extends past the front of the telescope, slows the glass from cooling and buys hours of clear viewing. Keeping caps on until you observe and pointing the tube down between looks also helps. 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