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Where the O of the last word should be sits a solid green dot with a small white starburst inside, like a medal pinned to the sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbove the lettering stands a black trophy cup with two handles on a small base, with a green three-point crown to its left and a blue one to its right. Two smaller grey crowns bracket the second line. Thin black rules hold it all together: one split in two on either side of the trophy, one between the second and third lines and one under the final word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a clean, flat piece of typography instead of a picture, with black doing the talking and green, blue and grey as the accents. The gamer vocabulary is the whole joke. No dragon, no loot, no final level; only a calendar and the nerve to show up anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA funny work t shirt knit from organic cotton\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton in a smooth knit that weighs 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGOTS and OCS certifications cover the organic cotton content of the fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe fabric is also certified to OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel), and the tee is PETA-Approved Vegan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, with a band of matching fabric laid over the inside seam so it doesn't rub the back of your neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeve ends and bottom hem are closed with two rows of stitching for a tidy edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label: it pulls off cleanly, so there's no itchy tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGamers with day jobs, shift workers, team leads and the one person in the office who answers every Monday greeting with a sigh. It fits a casual desk day, a remote stand-up on camera or a controller session once the laptop finally closes. Give it for a work anniversary, a promotion, a new-job send-off or the office gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size should I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo one size up from your usual US size, because this men's tee is cut on the smaller side. To double-check, compare a shirt you already own with the measurements in the size guide next to the size options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a game logo or character in the print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The print is lettering, one trophy, four small crowns, a starburst dot and a few thin lines. 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