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The print sits on the upper chest below the drawstrings, about 6.4 inches wide and 4.1 inches tall, with no print on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA warm layer for game nights\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA 100% cotton face keeps the print crisp and the outside soft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA three-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA front pouch pocket for cold hands or your phone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose Bone (a warm off-white), Oatmeal Heather (a softly speckled oatmeal cream) or White; the lettering stays clear on every color, and the thought and speech bubbles show most clearly on White.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe new player at a table full of helpers, the friend who likes to work out her own hand and anyone who has heard 'you should have kept that' one too many times. Wear it to lessons, open play or your regular game. It is a funny gift for a mahjong learner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it meant to be funny?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It is a friendly joke about the advice every beginner hears at the table, with two tiles chatting beside the words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere does the print sit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the upper chest below the drawstrings, about 6.4 inches wide and 4.1 inches tall, with the words on the left and the tiles on the right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I pick?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie runs small, so pick one size above your usual. 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