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It uses more cotton, gets an extra dye-and-wash step after it is sewn, and is cut roomier, so it feels substantial and looks broken-in from the first wear. That extra fabric and finishing is why it costs more than a regular tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 100% cotton, 7.1 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²): much thicker than a typical 4–5 oz tee, with a sturdy, structured feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDyed after sewing, then washed for a faded, vintage color; small shade differences make every shirt a little different\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, so shrinking in the wash is kept to a minimum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoxy oversized cut with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, streetwear drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWide ribbed neckline, plus a tear-away label you can remove for a tag-free neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on the front, direct to the garment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFaded Bone, Faded White, Faded Khaki or Faded Grey; sizes XS to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBird feeders, squirrel negotiators and anyone who has watched a 'squirrel-proof' feeder fail. Wear it for yard work, a hardware-store run or the next round of feeder upgrades. A good laugh for Father's Day, a birthday or the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the squirrel actually eating?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. He sits upright beside a small feeder ledge with a seed held up to his mouth, which is the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big does the oversized cut run?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is boxy with dropped shoulders. Your usual size gives the intended loose drape; one size down sits closer to a regular tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a dig at squirrel-proof feeders?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly a friendly one. 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