Somewhere above the pasture, a flying saucer just found its headliner.

Made for anyone who likes the music loud and the humor slightly out of this world, this men's cow shirt brings Saucer Beam Cow to organic cotton. It's an easygoing everyday tee and a built-in laugh for the drummer who treats every rehearsal like a stadium show.

The design: a guitar solo in the tractor beam

Saucer Beam Cow starts at the top with a domed flying saucer, its rim ringed with glowing lights in green, purple, orange and yellow. A rainbow tractor beam pours out of its belly, and floating upright in the middle of it is a spotted dairy cow having the time of its life: small horns, a pink muzzle, a wide-open grin with the tongue hanging out, and blue-lens sunglasses in pink frames.

Nobody told this cow it was being abducted. It grips an orange V-shaped electric guitar and tears into a solo while zigzag lightning bolts crackle on both sides of the beam, music notes drift upward and sparkles scatter through the air. At the bottom, a cloud of dust rolls out across the ground, as if the saucer lifted off halfway through the set.

It's drawn in bold cartoon lines with thick outlines and a psychedelic, neon-bright palette that mixes space humor, music energy, and bold color into a standout graphic. Picture a whimsical UFO scene with a fun, sci-fi twist and a playful cow character that doesn't take itself too seriously, with not a single word printed anywhere: the picture tells the whole joke. It's a lighthearted design that sparks smiles and conversation at the gig, the barbecue or the grocery line.

An organic cow shirt for jam nights and lazy Sundays

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) single jersey
• Organic cotton content certified to the GOTS and OCS standards
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric, and the tee is PETA-Approved Vegan
• Medium fit with set-in sleeves and a 1×1 rib collar
• A soft strip of fabric covering the seam at the back of the neck, plus wide double-needle topstitching on the sleeves and bottom hem

Who it's for

Guitar players, rock fans, cow lovers and sci-fi fans who want a funny cow shirt with a soundtrack, plus anyone who has ever looked up at the night sky and hoped the visitors would bring a decent amp. Wear it to a jam night, an open mic, a weekend gig or a dress-down day at work. It's a fun pick among cow gifts for a music friend's birthday, a holiday present for the sci-fi fan, an organic-cotton gift for a festival buddy, or Father's Day for the dad whose guitar never stays in its case.

Quick answers

Does it run small?

Yes. We recommend ordering one size larger than you usually wear. It's a men's tee, and the size guide next to the size options lists the exact length, width and chest measurements.

Is there an alien in the picture?

No. The saucer stays up in the sky and nobody steps out of it. The star is an ordinary dairy cow catching a very loud ride upward, so it works as a UFO shirt without any little green visitors.

Is the cow from a cartoon, a game or a band?

No. Saucer Beam Cow is RaZits' own design, not a character borrowed from any cartoon, film, game or band, and the guitar carries no brand name.

Is anything printed on the back?

No, the back is left plain. The saucer and its beam run down the center of the chest, so the whole scene stays in view under an open overshirt.

Can it go in the washing machine?

Yes, on cold, with the tee flipped inside out first. Tumble it on low or let it air-dry, and keep bleach and high heat away from it.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 10–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

Size guide