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For those who choose trails over trouble. A funny hiking tee made for outdoor lovers who prefer mountain therapy to everyday stress.

Sometimes the best way to deal with life is to hit the trail. This humorous hiking design blends sarcasm with outdoor passion, making it perfect for hikers who appreciate nature — and a little attitude.

Whether you're conquering peaks, exploring forest paths, or just dreaming about your next escape, this tee brings personality to your outdoor wardrobe. Great for weekend adventurers, camping trips, or anyone who believes hiking is cheaper than therapy.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🥾 Perfect for hikers with a sense of humor
• 🌲 Outdoor-inspired design with bold, clean graphics
• 😄 Great conversation starter on the trail
• 🎁 Fun gift idea for camping and hiking lovers
• 👕 Easy everyday wear for casual outings or adventures

Fabric & Construction Details

Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels comfortable against your skin throughout the day.

Designed with a classic fit that gives you room to move — whether you're climbing trails or relaxing after a long hike.

Durable stitching and reinforced seams help it hold its shape wash after wash.

Lightweight feel makes it comfortable for layering in cooler weather or wearing solo in warmer seasons.

🧼 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6

I Hike Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon T-Shirt

Regular price $26.95

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For those who choose trails over trouble. A funny hiking tee made for outdoor lovers who prefer mountain therapy to everyday stress.

Sometimes the best way to deal with life is to hit the trail. This humorous hiking design blends sarcasm with outdoor passion, making it perfect for hikers who appreciate nature — and a little attitude.

Whether you're conquering peaks, exploring forest paths, or just dreaming about your next escape, this tee brings personality to your outdoor wardrobe. Great for weekend adventurers, camping trips, or anyone who believes hiking is cheaper than therapy.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🥾 Perfect for hikers with a sense of humor
• 🌲 Outdoor-inspired design with bold, clean graphics
• 😄 Great conversation starter on the trail
• 🎁 Fun gift idea for camping and hiking lovers
• 👕 Easy everyday wear for casual outings or adventures

Fabric & Construction Details

Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels comfortable against your skin throughout the day.

Designed with a classic fit that gives you room to move — whether you're climbing trails or relaxing after a long hike.

Durable stitching and reinforced seams help it hold its shape wash after wash.

Lightweight feel makes it comfortable for layering in cooler weather or wearing solo in warmer seasons.

🧼 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
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I Hike Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon T-Shirt

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