Some wins never make a leaderboard. Getting through Monday is one of them.

This funny work t shirt for men treats the longest day of the week as a win worth a trophy, spelled out in bold block capitals on organic cotton. Hand it to the coworker who starts counting down to Friday at 9 a.m., or pull it on yourself for the first meeting of the week.

The design: a trophy for the hardest day on the calendar

Four lines of heavy black capitals stack down the chest in a tall, condensed typeface. The top two, set a little smaller, announce a win the way a game does when you clear a challenge. The bottom two, set larger, name what you actually pulled off: SURVIVED MONDAY. Where the O of the last word should be sits a solid green dot with a small white starburst inside, like a medal pinned to the sentence.

Above the lettering stands a black trophy cup with two handles on a small base, with a green three-point crown to its left and a blue one to its right. Two smaller grey crowns bracket the second line. Thin black rules hold it all together: one split in two on either side of the trophy, one between the second and third lines and one under the final word.

It is a clean, flat piece of typography instead of a picture, with black doing the talking and green, blue and grey as the accents. The gamer vocabulary is the whole joke. No dragon, no loot, no final level; only a calendar and the nerve to show up anyway.

A funny work t shirt knit from organic cotton

• 100% organic cotton in a smooth knit that weighs 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• GOTS and OCS certifications cover the organic cotton content of the fabric
• The fabric is also certified to OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel), and the tee is PETA-Approved Vegan
• Ribbed collar, with a band of matching fabric laid over the inside seam so it doesn't rub the back of your neck
• Sleeve ends and bottom hem are closed with two rows of stitching for a tidy edge
• Tear-away label: it pulls off cleanly, so there's no itchy tag

Who it's for

Gamers with day jobs, shift workers, team leads and the one person in the office who answers every Monday greeting with a sigh. It fits a casual desk day, a remote stand-up on camera or a controller session once the laptop finally closes. Give it for a work anniversary, a promotion, a new-job send-off or the office gift exchange.

Quick answers

Which size should I order?

Go one size up from your usual US size, because this men's tee is cut on the smaller side. To double-check, compare a shirt you already own with the measurements in the size guide next to the size options.

Is there a game logo or character in the print?

No. The print is lettering, one trophy, four small crowns, a starburst dot and a few thin lines. There is no logo, character, controller, screen or score anywhere on it.

Where does the print sit?

On the front, centered on the chest. The back and both sleeves are left blank.

Do I have to be a gamer to wear it?

Not at all. Anyone with a job and an alarm clock gets the joke; players simply recognize where the phrasing comes from a second sooner.

How should I wash it?

Turn it inside out, machine wash cold, then tumble dry low or hang it up to dry.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 10–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

Size guide