Somebody has to tend the coffee grounds. Might as well be you.
This pun shirt for men brings you Coffee Grounds Spade, a RaZits original that treats a sack of coffee grounds like a garden plot in need of digging, with a nod to the coffee lover who guards the good bag in the pantry. As a present, it lands well with the dad, brother or coworker who laughs hardest at his own puns.
The design: a spade planted in a sack of coffee grounds
A garden spade stands upright with a D-shaped wooden handle and a gray metal blade, the blade sunk deep into the dark open mouth of a burlap sack. The tan sack is gathered at the rim, outlined in bold dark strokes and labeled COFFEE GROUNDS in small capitals, and it rests on a little pool of shadow.
Underneath, two words in heavy black capitals finish the joke by handing whoever holds the spade an official job title. The whole piece is a flat vector cartoon with clean outlines in neutral tones, wood brown, soft gray and burlap tan, with the big lettering doing the loud part.
It's a cheeky shovel-in-bag graphic with a simple idea behind it: the good stuff is in the sack, and someone has to look after it. Anyone who makes their own coffee sees the pun right away, and whoever handles the morning pot at home or at work will know exactly who the shirt is about.
Pun shirt comfort for slow Saturday mornings
- Solid colors in 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, the heather color in a cotton-poly blend
- Fabric weight: a light 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label for scratch-free wear
Who it's for
Men who take their coffee and their puns equally seriously: home brewers, backyard DIYers, dads with a joke for every occasion and the coworker who keeps the office pot full. Great for gardeners who love coffee too. It feels at home at a Saturday farmers market, on a weekend yard project, at the office on a dress-down day or at brunch with friends. Give it for a coffee-friend birthday, Father's Day or the holidays, or as an anniversary surprise for the husband who brews for two.
Quick answers
How do I pick my size?
This one is cut as a men's tee. Lay a shirt that fits you well flat, measure its length and width, and match them to the size guide next to the size options.
Does every color come in every size?
Not all of them. A few of the smallest and largest sizes are made in certain colors only, so pick your color first and the size list will show what's available.
Is it more of a coffee shirt or a gardening shirt?
Both, really. The sack says coffee grounds and the spade brings in the digging, so it works just as well for anyone who heads out to the garden with a mug in hand.
Will a paler shade look see-through?
The cotton is lightweight, so the paler shades can look slightly sheer in bright sun or strong light. A deeper shade gives more coverage.
Is anything printed on the back?
No. The spade, sack and lettering sit together on the front, centered on the chest, and the back is plain.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
Size guide
| PRODUCT LENGTH (inches) | PRODUCT WIDTH (inches) | BODY CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 62-65 |
| PRODUCT LENGTH (cm) | PRODUCT WIDTH (cm) | BODY CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94.0 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61.0 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66.0 | 127.0-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-154.9 |
| 5XL | 88.9 | 81.3 | 157.5-165.1 |