Plans are more like suggestions when you run on chaotic neutral energy.

This nerd sticker carries Chaotic Neutral Energy, an original RaZits lettering design for the player whose character sheet says chaotic neutral and means it. It owns the wildcard role in three words, and it makes an easy add-on gift for anyone in your tabletop RPG group.

The design: three words on a lightning-edged plate

CHAOTIC, NEUTRAL and ENERGY stack in three lines of bold, condensed white capitals, with fine diagonal crack lines running through the letters for a scratched, worn-in look. They sit on a black plate tilted slightly to the left, and its top and bottom edges break into jagged lightning-bolt spikes. Thin black lines echo the left and right sides, and a few white slash marks cut across the black.

It is all black and white, drawn like a street sticker, with no characters, icons or game pieces. The words carry the whole joke.

Every party has one: the player who ignores the plan, opens the suspicious door and somehow makes the session better for it. Channel your inner wildcard with a design made for gamers who play by their own rules.

Kiss-cut vinyl that covers whatever is under it

• Cut around the spiky outline of the plate with a thin white border, so the lightning shape stays crisp
• Opaque vinyl you can't see through, so it fully covers an old sticker or a paint chip beneath it
• Smooth to apply, without trapping air bubbles
• Durable vinyl for everyday use
• Clean the surface first so it holds well
• Original RaZits lettering, printed when you order

Who it's for

Players who always pick the unexpected option, game masters who have learned to expect it, and anyone building a wall of nerd stickers on a laptop lid, a notebook or the box that holds their game gear. Give it for a birthday, add it to a Secret Santa bag, hand it out at the next session or drop it in a holiday stocking.

Quick answers

How big does the sticker print on each size option?

It's cut around the plate's outline, so the design is a little smaller than each listed square: about 2.2″ × 2.1″ (3″×3″), 3.0″ × 2.9″ (4″×4″) and 4.1″ × 3.9″ (5.5″×5.5″). The 15″×3.75″ option prints about 2.8″ × 2.7″, a little smaller than the 4″×4″.

What does chaotic neutral mean?

It's one of the character alignments in tabletop roleplaying games: someone who values freedom over rules and follows their own impulses without being a hero or a villain. Here it's a playful way to say you keep the table guessing.

Are the cedar sprigs and gift box part of the sticker?

No. The greenery, dried orange slices, cinnamon sticks and wrapped present are only the photo setting. You get the black lightning-edged plate with its three words, inside a white border.

Can I stick it on a tumbler or a car?

Choose a dry, indoor surface. We make no waterproof, weatherproof or dishwasher-safe claim for this vinyl.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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