For those who check the weather and hope it says tee time.

Of all the funny golf shirts in a golfer's drawer, this one tells the weekend plan before he says a word: golf first, with a fair chance of a drink afterward. It's a men's classic cotton tee with an original RaZits golf crest, and an easy pick for the golfer you shop for every year.

The design: a golf crest with a weather report

The print is built like an old sports-club emblem. A banner scroll curls across the top: WEEKEND FORECAST arches in light green along its upper fold, and GOLFING sits in dark letters on the white ribbon below. Under it, a big dimpled golf ball fills the center, with a light-green golfer standing in front of it mid-swing, club raised up behind his shoulders. Green laurel branches curve up on both sides, the way they frame a trophy or a club badge.

The forecast finishes underneath. WITH A CHANCE runs in bold white capitals, a small OF sits between two golf irons laid out level with their heads pointing outward, and DRINKING lands last in light green. No glass or bottle is drawn anywhere; the whole joke lives in the words, so the crest reads as proper golf first and as a punchline a second later.

That timing is the fun of it. Anyone who has planned a Saturday around a tee time knows the second half of the forecast is every bit as reliable as the first, and that the 19th hole counts as part of the round. The palette stays simple, white and light green with dark lettering on the ribbon, so the crest looks crisp from across the parking lot.

A classic cotton tee for weekends on and off the course

• 100% cotton at 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²); the heather shade is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend
• Knit as one tube, so there are no seams down the sides to rub at your ribs
• Fabric tape covers the inside seams at the neck and shoulders, keeping them smooth against your skin
• Sleeves and the bottom hem are finished with two rows of stitching for a tidy edge
• The tear-away label allows for a more comfortable, irritation-free experience.
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Who it's for

The weekend golfer who books the early tee time and already knows where the group heads after the 18th green. It suits the golf dad, the buddy who organizes the yearly golf trip, the league regular and anyone whose idea of a good forecast is sunshine and an open course. As funny golf gifts go, it's one that gets worn instead of stashed in a drawer: think Father's Day, a birthday, a retirement send-off or a gift swap with your foursome. Wear it to the driving range, a backyard barbecue or the clubhouse grill.

Quick answers

Which size should I order?

It's a men's tee with a straight, classic cut, neither slim nor relaxed. Lay a tee you like flat, measure across the chest and from shoulder to hem, and match it to the size guide next to the size options.

Is a drink drawn in the design?

No. The artwork shows only golf: the ball, the swinging golfer, the laurels and two irons. The drinking part is in the words alone, so it reads as a golf joke rather than a bar shirt.

Can I wear it for a round of golf?

It's a crew-neck tee rather than a collared golf polo, so check the dress code first if your course has one. It's an easy fit for the driving range, a casual nine holes or the drive home afterward.

Is there a print on the back?

No, the back is plain. The crest is printed large and centered on the chest, so the joke reads from the front.

Does the print show up on every shirt color?

Yes. The white and light-green crest is bold on the darker shirts; on the heather shirt it looks a touch softer, a little like a faded clubhouse badge, but every word stays easy to read.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

Size guide