Some people chase happy hour. You guard twelve red blocks.

This pixel art sticker carries My Other Bar Is a Health Bar, original RaZits art that turns an old pub joke into a retro game screen. It's made for players who watch their HP more closely than any bar tab, and it makes a quick, funny gift for a gaming friend.

The design: an 8-bit health bar with a punchline

A cream panel with stepped pixel corners and a thin dark outline holds the whole joke. Across the top, red 8-bit capitals with a dark outline spell MY OTHER BAR, and along the bottom they finish the line: IS A HEALTH BAR. In the middle sits the bar itself, a rounded sage-green frame around a black track filled with twelve red pixel blocks, the first and third standing a little taller, each with a light highlight on top.

The line plays on the classic “my other car is…” gag, swapping the drinks counter for the meter every player watches when a fight turns messy. It's drawn as a simple retro game interface in cream, red, sage green and black, with no character or controller, so the punchline does all the talking.

Tough vinyl in a wide, pixel-edged shape

• Kiss-cut around the wide panel and its stepped corners with a thin white border, so the plate keeps its game-screen shape
• Opaque vinyl that light can't pass through, so an old sticker or paint underneath stays hidden
• Smooths on without trapping air bubbles
• Durable vinyl that holds up to everyday handling
• Wipe the spot clean before you apply it
• Original RaZits artwork, printed to order

Who it's for

The friend who always plays the healer, raid regulars, retro pixel fans and anyone who prefers a game night to a night out. It fits a laptop lid, a monitor stand, a notebook cover or a console shelf. Hand it over for a birthday, as a game-night thank-you or in a holiday stocking.

Quick answers

How large is the design on each size option?

The plate is about twice as wide as it is tall: roughly 2.4″ × 1.2″ (3″×3″), 3.2″ × 1.6″ (4″×4″) and 4.4″ × 2.2″ (5.5″×5.5″). The 15″×3.75″ option prints it at about 3.0″ × 1.5″, a little smaller than the 4″×4″.

Is the health bar from a specific game?

No. It's a generic 8-bit meter drawn for this design, with no logo, character or menu from any title, so it fits whatever you play.

Are the roses and paper cranes included?

No. The roses, origami cranes, ribbon and tissue are styling props for the photos. Your order is the pixel panel with its meter and two lines of text, framed by a white kiss-cut edge.

Will it hold up in a car or on a tumbler?

Indoors is best. We don't rate this vinyl for rain, sun or the dishwasher, so keep it on a laptop, a planner or a shelf instead.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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