Every coder knows that warning triangle. Few get to wear it this comfortably.
This nerd hoodie puts a retro computer monitor flashing a warning sign on the chest, made for coders, gamers and anyone who has lived through a frozen screen. It's original RaZits art on a cozy men's pullover, and a gift the tech person in your circle will actually wear.
The design: Retro Warning Screen
An old-school monitor sits at the center of the chest, drawn as a chunky rounded box with a muted teal-green frame, a thin coral outline and a dark drop shadow. Three small coral dots sit in its top-left corner like window buttons, and a row of small buttons and slots lines the bottom bezel.
On the black screen, faint scan lines run down the edges while a pale yellow warning triangle with a bold black exclamation mark flashes in the middle, broken up by horizontal coral glitch streaks. Beneath it, a terse crash notice of just two words appears in squared-off cream capitals, the kind of alert nobody wants to see halfway through a task.
The muted, slightly textured palette gives the badge a worn, vintage look rather than a neon one. It's a wink at the days of frozen screens and lost files, worn by the people who fix those problems for a living, or who have caused a few of their own.
Warm where it counts, cozy through a long shift
- Midweight 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) fabric with a fleece-lined inside that holds in warmth when the office air conditioning runs cold
- 65% cotton and 35% polyester for a soft, cotton-rich feel; the heather and grey shades are a 55/45 cotton-poly blend
- The outer face is 100% cotton, giving the monitor art a smooth base so its scan lines and glitch streaks print sharp
- A 3-panel hood to pull up on the walk home, with flat drawstrings in the same color as the hoodie
- Front pouch pocket to stash earbuds or warm your hands
Who it's for
Programmers, IT pros, gamers, computer science students and everyone who has lost an hour of work to a frozen screen. Wear it to a hackathon, a LAN party, a late debugging session or the help desk on casual Friday. It makes a fitting gift when someone lands a new tech job, graduates, has a birthday or draws a coworker in the office Secret Santa.
Quick answers
Should I order my usual size?
Go one size up: this men's hoodie runs small. The size guide next to the size options shows each size's chest width and length, taken with the hoodie lying flat, plus the body chest it fits.
Where does the print sit?
Only on the front: the monitor badge sits mid-chest, just above the pocket, and the back stays blank.
Will the badge stand out on both light and dark hoodies?
Yes. The monitor is drawn with its own teal frame and black screen, so it reads clearly on every hoodie shade, from the lightest to the darkest.
Is the screen from a real computer or a game?
No. RaZits drew a generic old-school monitor with no logo or operating system, so the joke works for anyone who has seen a machine freeze at the worst moment.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | BODY CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 21 | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 23 | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 25 | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 | 58-62 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | BODY CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 | 127.0-134.6 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 | 147.3-157.5 |