You asked for one tip. You got twelve. Please pause the advice.

This mahjong sweatshirt hoodie for women is for the learner who loves her table but would like to find the next move herself. It carries the Please Pause the Advice artwork, a clean, minimalist joke with two talking tiles.

The artwork: two tiles and a thought bubble

PLEASE, PAUSE, THE and ADVICE stack down the left side in dark slate capitals, with THE in heavier letters. To the right, a bamboo tile with a thought bubble faces a dot tile with a speech bubble, and a small pause sign sits between them. The print sits on the upper chest below the drawstrings, about 6.4 inches wide and 4.1 inches tall, with no print on the back.

A warm layer for game nights

• A 100% cotton face keeps the print crisp and the outside soft.
• Made from 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester.
• A three-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings.
• A front pouch pocket for cold hands or your phone.
• Choose Bone (a warm off-white), Oatmeal Heather (a softly speckled oatmeal cream) or White; the lettering stays clear on every color, and the thought and speech bubbles show most clearly on White.

Who it's for

The new player at a table full of helpers, the friend who likes to work out her own hand and anyone who has heard 'you should have kept that' one too many times. Wear it to lessons, open play or your regular game. It is a funny gift for a mahjong learner.

Quick answers

Is it meant to be funny?

Yes. It is a friendly joke about the advice every beginner hears at the table, with two tiles chatting beside the words.

Where does the print sit?

On the upper chest below the drawstrings, about 6.4 inches wide and 4.1 inches tall, with the words on the left and the tiles on the right.

What size should I pick?

This hoodie runs small, so pick one size above your usual. The size guide lists chest width and body length.

Care

Turn it inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors and a mild detergent. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry low or hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

The size guide gives each size's length and its width across the chest, measured with the hoodie laid flat. This hoodie runs small, so order one size up.

Size guide