“My wife told me to choose her or cooking. I miss her sometimes.”
A funny cooking shirt for the husband who lives in the kitchen and at the grill. It’s printed on a heavyweight tee, so it feels as good as the joke lands, and it makes a gift from the person who knows his cooking obsession best.
Made heavier than a typical tee
- Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk for a soft, lived-in look from the first wear
- Relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL, in Black, Navy, Grey, Red and Light Green
- Double-needle stitching and twill-taped neck and shoulders that hold their shape
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
Who it’s for
Home cooks, weekend grill masters and BBQ dads who take their brisket more seriously than their bedtime. A funny Christmas or anniversary gift for your husband, a birthday laugh, or a Father’s Day shirt he’ll keep wearing long after June.
Quick answers
Which size should I get him?
Lay a T-shirt he already likes flat and measure it across the chest, armpit to armpit. Then pick the size whose width in the size guide next to the size options is closest.
Will the color match the photos exactly?
Close, but not always exact. Because of the garment-dyeing, the shade can vary slightly from shirt to shirt, which is normal.
Will the color bleed in the wash?
It may bleed slightly during the first few washes, so wash it with similar colors until then.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Photo note: lifestyle photos on this page feature an AI-generated model. The shirt and printed design shown are the real product.
