“I hike because punching people is frowned upon.”
For the hiker who knows the trail is cheaper than therapy. A little sarcasm for weekend walkers and camping friends who would rather head for the trees, and a fun birthday or Father's Day gift for the outdoor lover in your life.
Why you'll love it
- A trail-side conversation starter with a dry sense of humour.
- A classic fit for casual walks and post-hike downtime.
- A gift for the friend who's always planning the next escape.
Fabric & Construction Details
Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels comfortable against your skin throughout the day.
Designed with a classic fit that gives you room to move — whether you're climbing trails or relaxing after a long hike.
Durable stitching and reinforced seams help it hold its shape wash after wash.
Lightweight feel makes it comfortable for layering in cooler weather or wearing solo in warmer seasons.
🧼 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
