A sharp, humorous statement for people who prioritize building over small talk.
Why Youβll Love It
β’ π Relatable side-hustle humor that entrepreneurs instantly get
β’ πΌ Clean typography that keeps the joke smart, not cheesy
β’ π Perfect for builders balancing work, passion projects, and goals
β’ π Easy conversation-starter without trying too hard
Fabric Details
β’ Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a soft, smooth feel that stays comfortable throughout the day
β’ With a fabric weight of 142 g/mΒ² (4.2 oz/ydΒ²), the shirt feels lightweight and breathable, ideal for everyday wear or layering
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric helps maintain consistent size and shape after washing
β’ Designed with a retail fit that sits cleanly on the body without feeling tight, creating a modern, streamlined look
β’ Side-seamed construction improves structure and long-term shape retention
β’ Finished with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added comfort and durability around the neckline
π§ΌΒ Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |