One blue leaf, one gold pun, and a bottle nobody forgets on the counter.

For the plant person who answers every text with wordplay, this funny water bottle sets a leaf joke in gold script next to a single leaf dangling by its stem. The joke rides on an insulated stainless steel flask, so it pulls its weight from the potting bench to the passenger seat.

The design: a pun on a stem

The line "Don't Leaf me hanging" climbs the bottle on an upward slant, stacked on four short lines in a mustard-gold brush script. One swapped word, with its capital L, carries the whole joke.

To the right of the lettering a lone leaf in deep blue, lobed and pointed like a maple leaf and crossed by fine lighter veins, hangs tip-down from its stem. It holds on to a small curling gold vine sprig that runs across the top of the design and wears a few tiny leaves of its own.

Everything is drawn as a clean, flat graphic in gold and blue, and it is printed on one side of the lower half of the body, with the cap and the base left as bare steel.

A flask that does its share of the work

• Double-wall vacuum flask: pour in something hot or something cold and it stays that way for 6 hours
• The body is high-grade stainless steel
• A screw cap that is leak-proof and odorless, which makes the bottle safe company for a laptop bag
• Slim, narrowing at the neck, and sized to slide into a car cup holder
• The outside has a glossy finish
• Cleaning is by hand only

Who it's for

Plant collectors, gardeners, the coworker whose desk is half greenery, and anyone who cannot let a pun go by. It tags along on plant shop runs, to the office, to a yoga mat or up a hiking trail. Give it at a housewarming, for a plant lover's birthday, on Mother's Day or in a secret santa swap.

Quick answers

Any habit worth knowing before the first fill?

One. Start each morning with fresh water: left in the bottle past 24 hours, water becomes unhygienic and can leave an unpleasant smell, so tip out the leftovers at night.

How do I open it?

Twist the steel cap off; it is a screw cap, with no flip lid or straw. Twist it back on to seal the bottle before it goes into a bag.

How is the design put on?

It is printed directly onto the bottle. There is no sleeve or label to line up or replace.

Will someone who owns no plants still get it?

Yes. The line plays on an everyday saying about being kept waiting, so it lands with anyone who likes wordplay, and with anyone who keeps walking off without their drink.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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