The trail is narrow, and the moose in the hiking boots got there first.

Anyone who has been stared down by something large on a footpath will know the look on this moose sticker. Don't Moose With Me sets a scowling cartoon moose above a two-line pun, for hikers, campers, cabin people and anyone whose mood deserves fair warning on a Monday.

A scowl under antlers, boots on the grass

The moose meets you head-on, turned a touch to one side. Its coat is shaggy and brown, with a tuft of hair standing up between two wide tan antlers and ears that stick out sideways. The muzzle is big and square, and the expression leaves no room for doubt: heavy slanted eyebrows, narrowed eyes and a mouth pulled firmly down.

Then come the boots. The moose stands in tan lace-up hiking boots with dark lug soles, planted on a thin ground line with tufts of grass. Behind it, in soft gray like a faded backdrop, pine trees rise on one side and a snow-capped mountain on the other, with smaller pines at its foot.

Below the grass, heavy rounded capitals spell out “Don't Moose With Me” across two lines. Bold black outlines, flat color and light hatching keep the whole picture to brown, tan, black and gray.

Vinyl that keeps the old paint out of the picture

• One kiss-cut piece: the white border runs around the antlers, the trees, the peak and both lines of lettering
• The film is high-opacity, which means a painted area or an earlier sticker under it stays out of sight
• Applying it is fast and easy, and the vinyl is made for a bubble-free result
• Durable vinyl, in a sticker meant to be used rather than kept in a drawer
• Before applying, clean the spot you have picked

Who it's for

Hikers, campers, cabin owners, lake-country people and anyone with a dry sense of humor about personal space. A laptop lid is one place to put it. Good for a trail buddy's birthday, the host of a cabin weekend, a coworker moving north or a December stocking.

Quick answers

What does each size option print?

One outline-cut piece in every case, a touch taller than wide. Pick a square option and the moose and its lettering sit within that size, narrower than it. Pick 15″×3.75″ and the art stays small: it is not drawn out to fill the strip.

How does the pun work?

It swaps a single word in the familiar warning about not messing with someone. The frowning animal above the words does the rest, so the joke lands before anyone finishes reading.

Is the lettering solid black or textured?

Textured, on purpose. The capitals carry a light speckle, like ink from a well-used rubber stamp, which suits the outdoorsy mood of the drawing.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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