Every stargazer has misplaced a whole constellation at least once.
This constellation hoodie is for the woman who is learning the sky one pattern at a time and is happy to admit that some nights the shapes go missing. Here, someone has kindly handed one in.
The design: Lost Constellation Office
LOST sits at the top in tall, icy-blue capitals, with CONSTELLATION OFFICE across the bottom.
In between, a hand reaches into a gray lost-and-found tray to return a small card covered in stars, right beside a forgotten hat. It is an everyday lost-property desk, only this time the missing item is a star pattern.
Made for evenings of learning the sky
- Soft, cozy midweight fabric you can live in on cool nights
- Pre-shrunk, so the fit you buy is the fit you keep
- A smooth surface that resists bobbling
- A lined hood with a drawcord in the same color
- Ribbed cuffs and hem with a touch of stretch
- A roomy front pocket for a star app on your phone, or cold fingers
- Half cotton for softness, half polyester so it keeps its shape.
Who it's for
Women who are learning the constellations by eye, new stargazers, astronomy club newcomers and the experienced observer who still loses track of Lyra in summer haze. Wear it in the backyard, at a public stargazing night or on a weekend away under dark skies. A light-hearted gift for a birthday, the holidays or the start of a new stargazing hobby.
Quick answers
What is the Lost Constellation Office?
An imaginary lost-and-found desk where missing star patterns turn up. It is a friendly joke about the nights a constellation you know well seems to have vanished.
What is the hand handing back?
A small pale card scattered with little stars, a stand-in for the missing constellation. It is not a real star chart.
Why is there a hat in the tray?
It is the other thing left behind, the way a real lost-property tray always holds a stray hat. It keeps the scene ordinary and makes the star card the odd one out.
Is this a joke for beginners or seasoned stargazers?
Both. New stargazers lose patterns all the time, and experienced ones still have nights when a familiar shape will not show itself.
Care
Turn inside out, machine wash cold with similar colors and tumble dry on low. Do not iron over the print.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 85.1 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 61.0 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66.0 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 | 102.9 |
Product measurements, laid flat; they may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
