3:00 AM. First off the tee.

This is golf simulator room decor with a sense of humor: a neon-sign style metal print for the golfer who plays while the rest of the house sleeps. The art is an original RaZits illustration, and it makes a very specific gift for whoever disappears into the garage after dinner.

The design: the tee time nobody else wants

Nobody at your club has a 3:00 AM tee time. You do. No starter, no foursome ahead of you, no weather — just the hum of the projector and a mat that is always dry. 3:00 AM Tee Time is the badge of honor for that particular kind of obsession.

The artwork is a neon-sign illustration: 3:00 AM burning large in mint tube-light, FIRST OFF THE TEE in warm-white neon beneath it, and one sweeping ball-flight arc underlining them both — the whole thing glowing against dark brick with its own reflection ghosting below.

The only tee time that never gets rained out.

A metal print that floats off the wall

• One size: 16″ × 20″
• Lightweight aluminum with a glossy finish, easy to lift into place
• An MDF wood frame on the back holds the panel 1/2″ off the wall, with no frame around the front
• Printed by sublimation and scratch and fade resistant, so the colors hold
• Care: wipe with a soft, dry cloth

Who it's for

Home simulator golfers, and the people who live with them. It hangs wherever there's a bay, a net and a launch monitor: a garage hitting setup, a home simulator room, a golf office or the man cave where the mat lives. As a gift, it suits Father's Day, a birthday, the holidays, or the weekend the golf room is finally finished. Anyone who has teed off after midnight gets the joke on sight.

Quick answers

Does it light up?

No. It is a printed illustration of a neon sign: no wiring, no bulbs, nothing to plug in. The glow is drawn into the artwork, so there is no cord to hide.

Will it glare in a simulator bay?

Gloss is reflective by nature, so keep it out of the projector's throw. Put it to one side of the screen or behind the hitting area, where it catches the room light instead of the beam and the neon looks its best.

Why is there a white border around the art?

It works like a mat. It gives the glow something to sit against instead of dying at the edge.

Will it arrive in time for a gift?

Each print is made to order, not pulled from a shelf, so plan around the delivery window under Shipping and returns and leave a few days of margin before a fixed date.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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