They are mine. They are also completely wild.
This bird lady hoodie is for the one who calls the backyard regulars 'my birds' and knows perfectly well they belong to nobody.
The design: My Birds. Not My Pets.
MY BIRDS. and NOT MY PETS. run across the chest in navy serif capitals.
At the end of the second line, a small songbird drawn in black line perches on a short teal line.
The hoodie: why it costs more
This is a premium, heavyweight hoodie, not a thin everyday one. It feels thick and cozy the moment you pull it on, with a soft, smooth finish that's lovely against your skin. It's made mostly from certified organic cotton. That extra weight, softness and better material are why it costs more than a basic hoodie.
- Warm and substantial, ready for chilly mornings at the feeder
- Soft from the very first wear, with a smooth, suede-like feel
- Relaxed, easy fit that layers over a tee
- Durable ribbed cuffs and hem that keep the warmth in
- A roomy front pocket for cold hands, your phone or a bag of seed
- The design sits lower on the chest, so the drawstrings don't cover it
- Made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester
- White or Heather Grey; sizes S to 2XL
Who it's for
Bird ladies, backyard regulars' biggest fans and anyone who names the visitors. It suits slow mornings, garden chores and coffee with friends. A sweet gift for a birthday, Mother's Day or the holidays.
Quick answers
What does 'my birds' mean here?
The affectionate way bird watchers talk about their regulars: wild, free and definitely not pets.
Which bird sits at the end of the line?
A small songbird drawn in black line, perched on a short teal line.
How large is the lettering?
It is a two-line serif phrase about 9 inches across the chest.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
Size guide
| PRODUCT LENGTH (inches) | PRODUCT WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27½ | 25 | 22½ |
| M | 28¼ | 26½ | 23¼ |
| L | 29¼ | 28¼ | 23¼ |
| XL | 30¼ | 30 | 23¼ |
| 2XL | 31¼ | 32 | 23¼ |
| PRODUCT LENGTH (cm) | PRODUCT WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.8 | 63.5 | 57.1 |
| M | 71.8 | 67.3 | 59.1 |
| L | 74.3 | 71.8 | 59.1 |
| XL | 76.8 | 76.2 | 59.1 |
| 2XL | 79.4 | 81.3 | 59.1 |