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They are mine. They are also completely wild.

This bird lady hoodie is for the one who calls the backyard regulars 'my birds' and knows perfectly well they belong to nobody.

The design: My Birds. Not My Pets.

MY BIRDS. and NOT MY PETS. run across the chest in navy serif capitals.

At the end of the second line, a small songbird drawn in black line perches on a short teal line.

The hoodie: why it costs more

This is a premium, heavyweight hoodie, not a thin everyday one. It feels thick and cozy the moment you pull it on, with a soft, smooth finish that's lovely against your skin. It's made mostly from certified organic cotton. That extra weight, softness and better material are why it costs more than a basic hoodie.

  • Warm and substantial, ready for chilly mornings at the feeder
  • Soft from the very first wear, with a smooth, suede-like feel
  • Relaxed, easy fit that layers over a tee
  • Durable ribbed cuffs and hem that keep the warmth in
  • A roomy front pocket for cold hands, your phone or a bag of seed
  • The design sits lower on the chest, so the drawstrings don't cover it
  • Made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester
  • White or Heather Grey; sizes S to 2XL

Who it's for

Bird ladies, backyard regulars' biggest fans and anyone who names the visitors. It suits slow mornings, garden chores and coffee with friends. A sweet gift for a birthday, Mother's Day or the holidays.

Quick answers

What does 'my birds' mean here?

The affectionate way bird watchers talk about their regulars: wild, free and definitely not pets.

Which bird sits at the end of the line?

A small songbird drawn in black line, perched on a short teal line.

How large is the lettering?

It is a two-line serif phrase about 9 inches across the chest.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

Size guide

  PRODUCT LENGTH (inches) PRODUCT WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27½ 25 22½
M 28¼ 26½ 23¼
L 29¼ 28¼ 23¼
XL 30¼ 30 23¼
2XL 31¼ 32 23¼

  PRODUCT LENGTH (cm) PRODUCT WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.8 63.5 57.1
M 71.8 67.3 59.1
L 74.3 71.8 59.1
XL 76.8 76.2 59.1
2XL 79.4 81.3 59.1

Bird Lady Hoodie – My Birds. Not My Pets. Women's Relaxed Hoodie

Regular price $96.95 USD

Free US shipping · International rates at checkout

For the backyard regulars she calls her own.

Why bird ladies love it

  • Affection for wild birds, with the boundaries spelled out.
  • Soft and cozy for slow mornings and coffee with friends.
  • A sweet gift for the bird lady who names every visitor.
  • Bird Lady Hoodie in Heather Grey, front view: MY BIRDS. NOT MY PETS. with a small songbird
  • Bird Lady Hoodie in White, front view: MY BIRDS. NOT MY PETS. with a small songbird
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL

Free US shipping · Easy 30-day returns · US delivery usually 5–12 business days

They are mine. They are also completely wild.

This bird lady hoodie is for the one who calls the backyard regulars 'my birds' and knows perfectly well they belong to nobody.

The design: My Birds. Not My Pets.

MY BIRDS. and NOT MY PETS. run across the chest in navy serif capitals.

At the end of the second line, a small songbird drawn in black line perches on a short teal line.

The hoodie: why it costs more

This is a premium, heavyweight hoodie, not a thin everyday one. It feels thick and cozy the moment you pull it on, with a soft, smooth finish that's lovely against your skin. It's made mostly from certified organic cotton. That extra weight, softness and better material are why it costs more than a basic hoodie.

  • Warm and substantial, ready for chilly mornings at the feeder
  • Soft from the very first wear, with a smooth, suede-like feel
  • Relaxed, easy fit that layers over a tee
  • Durable ribbed cuffs and hem that keep the warmth in
  • A roomy front pocket for cold hands, your phone or a bag of seed
  • The design sits lower on the chest, so the drawstrings don't cover it
  • Made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester
  • White or Heather Grey; sizes S to 2XL

Who it's for

Bird ladies, backyard regulars' biggest fans and anyone who names the visitors. It suits slow mornings, garden chores and coffee with friends. A sweet gift for a birthday, Mother's Day or the holidays.

Quick answers

What does 'my birds' mean here?

The affectionate way bird watchers talk about their regulars: wild, free and definitely not pets.

Which bird sits at the end of the line?

A small songbird drawn in black line, perched on a short teal line.

How large is the lettering?

It is a two-line serif phrase about 9 inches across the chest.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

Size guide

  PRODUCT LENGTH (inches) PRODUCT WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27½ 25 22½
M 28¼ 26½ 23¼
L 29¼ 28¼ 23¼
XL 30¼ 30 23¼
2XL 31¼ 32 23¼

  PRODUCT LENGTH (cm) PRODUCT WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69.8 63.5 57.1
M 71.8 67.3 59.1
L 74.3 71.8 59.1
XL 76.8 76.2 59.1
2XL 79.4 81.3 59.1
Bird Lady Hoodie – My Birds. Not My Pets. Women's Relaxed Hoodie

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