The budget had a plan. The birds had other ideas.

This bird watcher shirt is for the one who balances the household books and still buys the big bag of seed. The visitors have never once checked the receipt.

The design: My Budget. Their Appetite.

MY BUDGET. and THEIR APPETITE. stack in tall cream capitals across the chest.

Below, a blank receipt is drawn in cream outline on one side and a small songbird in white outline pecks at scattered orange seed on the other. No real prices, just the standoff.

The tee: a step up from a basic tee

This is a premium heavyweight tee, not a thin basic one. It uses more cotton, gets an extra dye-and-wash step after it is sewn, and is cut roomier, so it feels substantial and looks broken-in from the first wear. That extra fabric and finishing is why it costs more than a regular tee.

• Heavyweight 100% cotton, 7.1 oz/yd² (240 g/m²): much thicker than a typical 4–5 oz tee, with a sturdy, structured feel
• Dyed after sewing, then washed for a faded, vintage color; small shade differences make every shirt a little different
• Pre-shrunk, so shrinking in the wash is kept to a minimum
• Boxy oversized cut with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, streetwear drape
• Wide ribbed neckline, plus a tear-away label you can remove for a tag-free neck
• Printed on the front, direct to the garment
• Faded Black, Faded Coal or Faded Indigo; sizes XS to 3XL

Who it's for

Bird watchers who keep the books, feeder fillers and anyone who has done the seed math once and decided not to again. Wear it for weekend errands or a backyard sit. A good-natured gift for Father's Day, a birthday or the holidays.

Quick answers

Are there real prices on the receipt?

No. It is a blank receipt outline; the joke works without numbers.

What is the little bird eating?

Scattered orange seed, drawn beside a small songbird in white outline.

Is it heavier than an ordinary tee?

Yes. It is 7.1 oz cotton with a boxy cut, closer to a streetwear tee than a thin basic.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

Size guide