Some bags carry groceries. This one admits what it is really hauling.
The day does not begin until the kettle or the machine has done its part, and Caffeine Cargo is the coffee tote bag for exactly that routine. One steaming mug and two blunt words make the point before you have said good morning.
The design: a steaming mug over two heavy words
The picture is a pictogram, the kind you would expect on a sign above a cafe counter. A mug drawn with a thick, rounded-square outline holds a dark filled block for the drink, a squared handle juts out on the right, and three wavy lines of steam rise from the rim.
Below it, CAFFEINE and CARGO stack in two centered lines of wide, heavy sans-serif capitals. Everything is printed in solid black on the white front of the bag, with generous space left around it. There is no second color and no small print, only a label for the bag and for the person carrying it.
A coffee tote bag with room for beans, a flask and the rest of your day
- The bag itself is 100% polyester and measures 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) laid flat; allow up to 1″ (2.5 cm) either way
- Inside you get 2.6 US gal (10 L), enough for a notebook, a lunch box and a pound of beans from the roaster
- It takes up to 44 lb (20 kg), far more than a commute's worth of gear weighs
- Cotton bull denim handles in natural fiber, 1″ (2.5 cm) across and 26″ (67 cm) long, slip over a shoulder so one hand stays free for the takeaway cup
Who it's for
Baristas heading to an opening shift, home brewers who weigh their beans, office workers who know the good cafe three blocks over, and students who measure exam season in refills. Slip it under the tree for the coworker you drew in the office gift swap, or give it to a friend on day one of a new job.
Quick answers
What does the name mean?
It is wordplay: the load you move every day is the coffee that keeps you going. The bag is a flat tote with two handles, and the second word describes the joke, not the bag style.
Will my handles match the photos?
Close, but not always identical. Where your bag is produced can change the look of the handles a little compared with the pictures.
Are the decorations in the photos included?
No. The ornaments, pine cones and berry branches belong to the photo set and are not shipped with the bag. The design carries no seasonal theme, so it works in July as well as December.
Is there any color in the print?
None. The mug and the lettering share a single ink tone on a plain background, so the bag sits as easily next to a patterned coat as a plain one.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | HANDLE LENGTH (inches) | |
| One size | 15.75 | 15.35 | 26.38 |
| BAG WIDTH (cm) | BAG HEIGHT (cm) | HANDLE LENGTH (cm) | |
| One size | 40.0 | 39.0 | 67.0 |