Nothing on her face. Everything in her head.
This mahjong sweatshirt hoodie for women wears one of those mahjong jokes every player understands: the face stays still while the mind counts every tile. It carries the CALM FACE BUSY MIND artwork, drawn in a pastel vaporwave style.
The artwork: a tile on still water
CALM FACE arcs across the top in rounded pale-lavender capitals. Below, a glossy pastel tile with three pink strokes stands on a purple ripple of water, with coral, lilac and mint bars behind it. BUSY MIND sits underneath in wide pale capitals. The print sits on the upper chest below the drawstrings, about 5.9 inches wide and 6.3 inches tall, with no print on the back.
A warm layer for game nights
- A 100% cotton face keeps the print crisp and the outside soft.
- Made from 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester.
- A three-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings.
- A front pouch pocket for cold hands or your phone.
- Choose Black, Navy Blazer (a deep navy) or Charcoal Heather (a heathered dark charcoal gray); the lettering stays clear on every color.
Who it's for
The player with the best poker face at the table, who is quietly tracking discards, counting tiles and planning three moves ahead. Wear it to league night, a tournament or a long session with friends. It is a witty birthday or holiday gift for any player who never shows her hand.
Quick answers
What does the hoodie say?
CALM FACE above the tile and BUSY MIND below it, a nod to keeping a straight face while you track every discard.
Which colors suit the pale lettering?
The pale lettering and pastel tile are made for dark grounds, so it comes in Black, Navy Blazer and Charcoal Heather only.
What size should I get?
One size up from your usual. This hoodie runs small, and the bigger size leaves room for a layer during a long session.
Care
Turn it inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors and a mild detergent. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry low or hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
The size guide gives each size's length and its width across the chest, measured with the hoodie laid flat. This hoodie runs small, so order one size up.
Size guide
| PRODUCT WIDTH (inches) | PRODUCT LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| PRODUCT WIDTH (cm) | PRODUCT LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
