The rule was birds only. The rule has been revised.
This squirrel hoodie is for the birder who swore the seed was for birds only, then started tossing a handful on the ground for the little gray regular.
The design: Exceptions Were Made
EXCEPTIONS stretches across the top in tall cream capitals.
Below it, a small gray squirrel sits on the ground nibbling seed, and WERE MADE finishes the sentence underneath.
The hoodie: why it costs more
This is a premium, heavyweight hoodie, not a thin everyday one. It feels thick and cozy the moment you pull it on, with a soft, smooth finish that's lovely against your skin. It's made mostly from certified organic cotton. That extra weight, softness and better material are why it costs more than a basic hoodie.
- Warm and substantial, ready for chilly mornings at the feeder
- Soft from the very first wear, with a smooth, suede-like feel
- Relaxed, easy fit that layers over a tee
- Durable ribbed cuffs and hem that keep the warmth in
- A roomy front pocket for cold hands, your phone or a bag of seed
- The design sits lower on the chest, so the drawstrings don't cover it
- Made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester
- Black or French Navy; sizes S to 2XL
Who it's for
Soft-hearted birders, squirrel tolerators and anyone who has bent the backyard rules. It suits yard work, cold mornings and lazy weekends. A funny gift for Father's Day, a birthday or the holidays.
Quick answers
Is the squirrel raiding a feeder?
No. It is eating seed on the ground: a deliberate exception, not a heist.
What color is the squirrel?
A small gray squirrel, printed in soft white and gray tones.
Is it soft on the inside?
Yes. The fabric has a soft, light suede finish.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.
Size guide
| PRODUCT LENGTH (inches) | PRODUCT WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27½ | 25 | 22½ |
| M | 28¼ | 26½ | 23¼ |
| L | 29¼ | 28¼ | 23¼ |
| XL | 30¼ | 30 | 23¼ |
| 2XL | 31¼ | 32 | 23¼ |
| PRODUCT LENGTH (cm) | PRODUCT WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.8 | 63.5 | 57.1 |
| M | 71.8 | 67.3 | 59.1 |
| L | 74.3 | 71.8 | 59.1 |
| XL | 76.8 | 76.2 | 59.1 |
| 2XL | 79.4 | 81.3 | 59.1 |