You bought the squirrel-proof feeder. He read the box and kept eating.

This squirrel shirt is for every backyard birder who has lost the feeder war with a smile. The baffle was installed, the pole was greased, and the squirrel is still dining.

The design: Denied. Still Dining.

Denied. sits at the top in bold navy, and Still Dining. answers it underneath.

Between them, a plump brown squirrel sits upright with a seed held to its mouth, right next to a small teal feeder ledge. No feeder brand, just the verdict and the evidence.

The tee: a step up from a basic tee

This is a premium heavyweight tee, not a thin basic one. It uses more cotton, gets an extra dye-and-wash step after it is sewn, and is cut roomier, so it feels substantial and looks broken-in from the first wear. That extra fabric and finishing is why it costs more than a regular tee.

• Heavyweight 100% cotton, 7.1 oz/yd² (240 g/m²): much thicker than a typical 4–5 oz tee, with a sturdy, structured feel
• Dyed after sewing, then washed for a faded, vintage color; small shade differences make every shirt a little different
• Pre-shrunk, so shrinking in the wash is kept to a minimum
• Boxy oversized cut with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, streetwear drape
• Wide ribbed neckline, plus a tear-away label you can remove for a tag-free neck
• Printed on the front, direct to the garment
• Faded Bone, Faded White, Faded Khaki or Faded Grey; sizes XS to 3XL

Who it's for

Bird feeders, squirrel negotiators and anyone who has watched a 'squirrel-proof' feeder fail. Wear it for yard work, a hardware-store run or the next round of feeder upgrades. A good laugh for Father's Day, a birthday or the holidays.

Quick answers

Is the squirrel actually eating?

Yes. He sits upright beside a small feeder ledge with a seed held up to his mouth, which is the whole joke.

How big does the oversized cut run?

It is boxy with dropped shoulders. Your usual size gives the intended loose drape; one size down sits closer to a regular tee.

Is this a dig at squirrel-proof feeders?

Only a friendly one. There is no brand on it, just a squirrel who clearly did not get the message.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron the print.

Shipping and returns

Free US shipping. US delivery usually 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns.

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