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For those who prefer sharp tools and sharper humor.
A bold statement hoodie for outdoorsmen, woodworkers, and anyone who appreciates rugged wit.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🪓 Bold lumberjack-inspired graphic with distressed typography
• 😂 Edgy humor that sparks conversation instantly
• 🔥 Warm heavyweight hoodie perfect for colder weather
• 🖤 Classic relaxed fit built for everyday comfort

Fabric & Construction Details

Made from a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend, delivering a balance of softness and durability for long-term wear.

With a fabric weight of 271 g/m² (8.0 oz/yd²), this hoodie provides reliable warmth without feeling overly bulky.

Features air-jet spun yarn, helping reduce pilling while maintaining a smoother surface over time.

Designed with a classic fit, offering comfortable room for layering.

Includes a double-lined hood with matching drawcord for added structure and warmth.

Constructed with ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex, helping retain shape after repeated wear.

Finished with a front pouch pocket for everyday practicality.

🧼 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3

Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes Hoodie – Funny Lumberjack Statement Sweatshirt

Regular price $57.95

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For those who prefer sharp tools and sharper humor.
A bold statement hoodie for outdoorsmen, woodworkers, and anyone who appreciates rugged wit.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🪓 Bold lumberjack-inspired graphic with distressed typography
• 😂 Edgy humor that sparks conversation instantly
• 🔥 Warm heavyweight hoodie perfect for colder weather
• 🖤 Classic relaxed fit built for everyday comfort

Fabric & Construction Details

Made from a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend, delivering a balance of softness and durability for long-term wear.

With a fabric weight of 271 g/m² (8.0 oz/yd²), this hoodie provides reliable warmth without feeling overly bulky.

Features air-jet spun yarn, helping reduce pilling while maintaining a smoother surface over time.

Designed with a classic fit, offering comfortable room for layering.

Includes a double-lined hood with matching drawcord for added structure and warmth.

Constructed with ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex, helping retain shape after repeated wear.

Finished with a front pouch pocket for everyday practicality.

🧼 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
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Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes Hoodie – Funny Lumberjack Statement Sweatshirt

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